Coming to a drunk tank near you...

Three of the sexiest pieces of ass to shit the streets. Thanks to Jackson, way fun filming this loc'd out loco value meal. You diggity? Also, James is apparently moving to North Dakota for a lil. I hope this is a cruel belated April fools prank, but I have not been confirmed. Get at that guy, and don't buy him a 4 Loco... a country club to that man is definitely well deserved though. Yahtzee!?

Country Canyon from jackson allen on Vimeo.

just the tip wret

Spring Break is here and should have bike rollin soon, jibbing and shitting all day son. I have had to take it to the a whole other level of gnar, Sailing two man lasers, pretty rad, also corey took evan and i skydiving, scope it.

Public Service Announcements

Sometimes I feel that we should re-name this site Bike Alert 831. Anyways, James' bike got stolen. Black chrome Haro, Grey fit sky highs that won't fit in a trunk or backseat, Odyssey Cassette Rear, shitty cranks (I think they are profile), two pegs on the left, shit I forget the rest. Stolen from downtown, expect unfriendly confrontation with trolls.

BONNY DOON - The Lockheed Fire consumed 2,800 acres in the remote forest between Swanton and Bonny Doon on Thursday as quick-moving flames fueled by thick underbrush raged out of control for a second day, leading authorities to order the evacuation of up to 2,400 residents.

Bolstered by 120 engines and 20 aircraft, more than 2,000 firefighters serving in ground crews employed bulldozers, axes and bare hands to set backfires, lay hose lines and dig breaks in an attempt to contain the blaze, which raged in a parched expanse of tinder-dry brush and timber that hasn't burned for more than six decades.

Cal Fire said the blaze started near the Lehi Camp, a Mormon retreat at the top of Empire Grade, and the Lockheed Martin facility. The cause is unknown.

Just five years ago, Cal Fire identified the largely inaccessible woodlands surrounding the two sites as the county's worst wildfire hazard. The last major blaze in that area, the 19,000-acre Pine Mountain Fire of 1948, which burned for a month, is still the county's largest wildfire on record.

Merry Half Christmas Eve!

Normally I'd include a sweet picture of Santa Cruz's beloved birthday boy, but I'm at work and all the pictures I have access to involve beer, marijuana, blood, or some other troll shit. So happy birthdaybeev to Carpplebeev, I'm glad we still have you 22 years in all, even though some have tried to keep you down.

Unrelated, I've got a free bike up for grabs (as shown above). One would say that there are minor cosmetic defects. It also may need reflectors. It's a 2-hip Lino with some slight modifications: super light weight pedal (right only), emergency spacer kit, fossilized chain, and built in locking mechanisms for the back hub (good for keeping bike thieves away). Peg on the front and extra wide bars makes this an excellent 2-seater vehicle. Gold sprocket is made from real gold$$$$$$$. Anyways, normally I'd ask something but this bad boy has been taking up space at my house, crashing on the couch, and not paying rent. Needs new home, ASAP!!! If interested, reply in the comments section.

22

Wednesday having going away party slash/birthday party, BBQ ragers during the day, hit pint night at Woodstock's and then were ever the wind takes us, yo orthopedic surgeons are creepy as fuck.

LEGENADARY

Bought a digi camera, goin to vegas tommorow with the some of the boys, dane cook friday night, UFC 99 at the madalay , Rashad Evans is gonna knock a nig out, then we get rehab pool party at the hard rock, holla. Funny shit i told me big homie i have never been to strip club he looked at me as if i was fuckin retarded and told me " carple you pick any chicken in that bitch and its on me buddy" so so expect mass media text messages thourghout the coarse of this legendary excursion, fling out friday at 4 flying back sunday at noon be back at work at woodstocks for a 5:00 pm manager shift, DOIN IT. pics soon gord's. go ride your bike.

Good Friday

Phone transactions of the last 2 days:

Kurt: what's up James, do you work saturday?
Carp: Yeah, early as fuck
kurt: wanna go ride and film some stuff at UCSC?
Carp: Im down, my friend has all sorts of mushrooms
Carp: wait what did you say?
Kurt: wanna go ride?
Carp: oh, maybe...

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Kurt: Hey dude when you coming up to SC again?
Mexicutioner: well I cant talk right now I have to go to rehab.
Kurt: what's that like?
Mexicutioner: It's like a concentration camp for us mexicans.

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The sun is shinning, i spent a hundred dollars getting my bike working, let's do this.

Police: Burglar took jellybeans, but nothing else


NORTH EAST, Pa. – Police in northwestern Pennsylvania say a burglar took some jellybeans from a home — but nothing else. Police said Thursday that they are stumped by the burglary in North East Township. Sgt. Mark Zaleski said it remains unclear whether the suspect wanted only jellybeans. Or maybe that's all the thief had time to grab.

Police said the burglar broke a front door window Friday night and took the jellybeans from a dining room table. The homeowner reported that nothing else was missing or even moved.






-Is Carpelbeev in North East PA?

420

my favorite holiday is coming up and devin the dude is playing at the www.catalystclub.com, whos with it. in other news my nephew julian joshua carpenter was born a few days ago, is julian a beaner name? i except him to be throwin down huge inverts and practicing handplants out of his cradle soon as he can keep his eyes open 50% of time, shred on fuckers and go hollar joey and j-rods ezine, cool content kids i call' em. later old school pic one time fo a nigga!!

G-Dubs Bike

So I work as a sales rep for Fox during the day and ride BMX at night, kinda some clark kent shit. But anyways I held former president George Bush's fork. Why is that motherfucker sending shit in to be fixed? Funny thing is nothing was wrong with it, so we looked at it and sent it back to the dumbshit.

Home Boy Ruben

Ruben was in Santa Cruz for a while, here's his firsthand, lots of Santa Cruz shots in it including a couple with the authors of this brilliant website.




Also, apparently the computer world may go all Fuckered off tonight at midnight, God I hope so, no work for Kurt tomorrow???? Go Hackers GO!

A Whales Vagina.

San Diego is is Santa Cruz but 101 million times tighter, and as far a first rule jam goes evrybody left from cisco house met up at s school that was straight out of a tony hawk level, then it started to rain it rained early, Dave, Cisco and i bailed from the barnyard rode our bikes well over a mile in pouring rain, to the mexican spot. after that we got over on the whole bike riding deal and got shit housed at the spot, baby Hernandlebeev is a absolute beast and really pulled the hottest hooters girl who happened to be the manager,heavy duty, pics of a legendary 3 days trip coming soon....

diggers and douja sacks

definetly not a good idea to go ride your bike on st. patty day after killing two bottles of jameson, a bottle of baileys and two 8 packs of guiness tall can's. Fuck, sometimes you just gotta eat shit and that exactly what i did, funny story cause i was on my too some bitches house, showed up like this(actually bleeding from the face mind you) and told her to hop in the shower ill be right in!!!!! stumbled acroos this photo of me and steven s down the street from the pad in BD, moonrocks.

R.I.P 2007-2009

today is a sad and horribly fucking boring at the Beaver estate, a dear friend has sufferd the red ring of death, good bye dear or friend or until i replace you. fuck me.

Flesh Light

Someone buy Jackson Allen a 'Flesh light'

Here's a video me and Carp and AndyMac made about two years ago to waste your time... Hey at least it's BMX related for once?


d from Kurt Siever on Vimeo.

Some pretty legendary UCSC sessions have been going down now that the weather isn't torturing us, if you live in Santa Cruz and havent participated, YOU - ARE - A - MARK !!ONE11!!11
Just ask KooKoo Kory, he'll tell you what's up

BEER.

Thursday http://www.santacruzmountainbrewing.com/ session....... Open till 10:00 pm. I'm down, Andy's down, I know Kurt's down, who else?

how old are u?

Trippy.As of 2/19/2009 11:37:18 PM EST the carpel master is
21 years old.
260 months old.
1,130 weeks old.
7,911 days old.
189,887 hours old.
11,393,257 minutes old.
683,595,438 seconds old

i found this incredibly unnecessary information along with ton's more at http://paulsadowski.com/BirthData.asp

Let the good times roll...

what happened? Well its official, i couldn't be blowing it any harder for reasons concerning my physical ability to ride BMX, i was at ye' olde warehouse last night with the boys and it really hit me, fuck that, get well to dusty as well!!!, don't worry, ill be back on in good time, reminisce with me would you?

i have arrived

yes, it's true. I know have spot to call out all barn sergeants, kooks, and funny looking women, stay tuned...country clubbin what!!!!