"I know a man who wears a $600 pair of shoes and carries two guns with him at all times; one for starting trouble, and one for ending trouble." - Vic the Most
Here is the spoiler for tomorrow's man of the hour. I know we have some Country Club readers over the hill, maybe even in different countries and galaxies, and unfortunately not everyone in the extended family/links section can make it. Don't be scared though, this year the chances of being stabbed decreased dramatically over the last two years. So count on tomorrow looking like this:
At this point, Eddie Money is completely drunk and comes close to falling off the stage. Post YOUR line up predictions in the comments. Whoever is correct will get a Country Club 40oz the next time I see them. I am serious about this. Answers must be posted by 6PM PST on Friday, July 30, 2010.
Four loco posts for one busy week in June. Tonight's gonna be a good good night. For the Santa Cruz readers, here is a pretty big hint:
It's also the eve of W.O.W. I'm sure some ogres will be trolling up the gangplanks to do battle with the forces, displaying feats of magical proportions, and consuming a lot of Rockstar energy drink. Here's the trailer, and it looks like it will be even better than last year, being free and all. Three words: Scotty Freakin' Cranmer.
I also thought this was a pretty sick edit. I know Ashley Charles used to ride for WTP, and Ben Lewis kind of reminds me of a Jarrod/Steveo collaboration child, so here you go. Sellout Fridays will become a new trend in which we post random corporate edits that will someday make us billionaire web content promoters. Sell out the most!
Now, it's time for me to suck back a delicious kale, parsley, strawberry, banana smoothie, followed by six hours of straight meditation. Holla at jah boi!
P.S., don't forget about the video battle in the post below, I'm totally serious about it. Mario is in the lead 100%, because I'm not having that everybody should win bullshit. This is cut throat competition, winner takes all, loser forfeits the right to have the taste of hawaiian punch and mouthwash linger in their mouth as a reminder of their painful sobriety.
Remember the front flip that scotty cranmer did up this gap in that Video Mirra made with 411 'sentenced to life'? Little does that little bike monkey know i pulled a clean ass nose dive 90 on that same gap like 5 years ago.
anddddddddddd, board walk concert this weekend?! YEAHHHHHHHHH !!!!!! yeah?