Twenty-Turd Boithday, Nyah

Sometimes, I can't believe I know this guy. Happy 23rd birthday buddy, looks like you're doing well! Hope you stab a whole lot of broads today!

I think I'm usually at about a 6

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_Stool_Scale

TROM!

so I recently discovered modern convienences like the internet, cellular telephones and anti-bacterial soap. The first thing I did was drunkendly ask kRut to be a part of this sweet little club, and send texts while on the throne in the gents room.

also wireless internet kills, I really advise you to find out how awesome it is to use it while pooing

more hairy comentary on the way -tron