Thursday, May 28, 2009


So im sitting at work and a MTBer comes and asks to use my BMX thats sitting down stairs waiting for me to shred upon her at lunch time. I say yes.

I then see him ride down the street (from my second story window) and try and bunnyhop a speed bump and loop out and split his elbow open. Priceless..... WHERE ARE YOUR DISK BRAKES BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!11!!1

I google imaged andy maguire BMX and this cam up... fuck yeah!

And This here is a spill, My buddy James Foster I grew up with tried to jump a fuckin house out in Germany a while ago,shouldnt have tried that...

Friday, May 22, 2009


so I recently discovered modern convienences like the internet, cellular telephones and anti-bacterial soap. The first thing I did was drunkendly ask kRut to be a part of this sweet little club, and send texts while on the throne in the gents room.

also wireless internet kills, I really advise you to find out how awesome it is to use it while pooing

more hairy comentary on the way -tron

House Arrest

Scope the ankle, you can even shred on house arrest, but trust me, you cant do much else.


Small BIG spot? Funner?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH yeah (coolaid guy voice)

The new funspot will be of actual fun size. So maybe not as many grom 26ers doing the trademark clockwise fuck andy maguire up loop. Which in my opinion was the biggest down fall of the old park, who the fuck wants to hit 2 weak boxes in a never ending clockwise loop, fucking up everyone that has any creativity to use the ob-stacles in a different way.

The new box will be 6 feet tall, 12 feet wide, and 10 feet long; and shit ryan fuckin nyquist is building it. AND! Gone is the stupid ass wallride/berm that succeeded in wasting about half the available wood for the old not-so-fun spot. I cannot wait to drink a 40 and pee under the new ramps. sweet deal.

Come out this weekend and lend a helping hand and check out the new park. Im looking at you B-Rad.

stole these photos from jackson allen because i am unable to do anything for myself

Thursday, May 21, 2009


Bought a digi camera, goin to vegas tommorow with the some of the boys, dane cook friday night, UFC 99 at the madalay , Rashad Evans is gonna knock a nig out, then we get rehab pool party at the hard rock, holla. Funny shit i told me big homie i have never been to strip club he looked at me as if i was fuckin retarded and told me " carple you pick any chicken in that bitch and its on me buddy" so so expect mass media text messages thourghout the coarse of this legendary excursion, fling out friday at 4 flying back sunday at noon be back at work at woodstocks for a 5:00 pm manager shift, DOIN IT. pics soon gord's. go ride your bike.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Breaking News!!!!!!!!!!

Mike Hernandez broke his ankle about a week ago (there will now be breaking news whenever it happens on countryclubbin, although it will be posted about a week late, or maybe not at all...)

Mike will be relaxing until then, nice beach weather at least?

Friday, May 15, 2009

Lunch shredding

Anyone else try and ride during their lunch breaks? its pretty much the best time to ride. But anyways, I'm skirking to 711 in watsonville on my hoopty ass bike and i cased so hard trying to jump up a 5 stair that I farted twice and bent my rim.

See you barns this weekend!

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Uh Oh

Someone turned the funspot up-side-down

Monday, May 11, 2009

Friday, May 8, 2009

Good Friday

Phone transactions of the last 2 days:

Kurt: what's up James, do you work saturday?
Carp: Yeah, early as fuck
kurt: wanna go ride and film some stuff at UCSC?
Carp: Im down, my friend has all sorts of mushrooms
Carp: wait what did you say?
Kurt: wanna go ride?
Carp: oh, maybe...


Kurt: Hey dude when you coming up to SC again?
Mexicutioner: well I cant talk right now I have to go to rehab.
Kurt: what's that like?
Mexicutioner: It's like a concentration camp for us mexicans.


The sun is shinning, i spent a hundred dollars getting my bike working, let's do this.

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Mayo Clininc

Dust Buckets?

So dusty has a walking cast on now, so you can expect him to be annoying you in a slightly more mobile fashion... and hopefully riding bmx in the nexxt month or so?

If bike riding doesnt pan out dusty, there's always baseball?

Monday, May 4, 2009

Does anyone else think Kurts needs to do this?

Friday, May 1, 2009

New Brain

Added a new brain to the club - The Mexicutioner

aka Miguel

Goodbye Funshpot

Snapped this photo of Dirty Mike Last week

Kelly's on his way back to IL to visit the farm folk, sent over a family picture

The last session at Funspot was fuckin weak, ruined my bike, so I guess no BMX fun for a while, I will now be posting porn.