If you shitheads had any money you wouldnt NEED a vintage poo-zhow to get off. Go have an ironic mustache growing contest outside of American Apparel, so bike shops can continue selling 300 dollar bikes to fatties. And you're not an athlete, you're not going to the track, and no you cant make your bike work any better; even with more air in the tires. Please listen to me on this, I do have your best interest at heart. I know you want to be a part of the track bike army in order to gain acceptance from the rest of the squad, but I also want a unicorn to blow me, so fuck off.
Jesus Fucking Christ
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