Diagnosis: Legenditis

Although nothing could really hit harder if this dick-stepping picture was real, I finally went to the doctor today. Results were somewhat hazy, but it appears that my knee cap is either minutely fractured or my cartilage is slightly torn. Either way, no special treatment, no medications, no surgeries. Just relative boredom and a lot of blogging for the next six to eight weeks. I foresee an unfortunate reunion between yahoo weird news and this website in the near future, but I'll do my best to resist the temptation.